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{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}

{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}

{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}

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{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}

{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}

{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}

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