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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}

{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}

{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}

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{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}

{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}