{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}
{"fact":"The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 3 lbs (1.3 k) and was 6.1 inches (15.5 cm) high.","length":120}
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