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José Luis Hernández Urquidy is a Mexican professional baseball pitcher for the Detroit Tigers of Major League Baseball (MLB). Urquidy signed with the Houston Astros as an international free agent in 2015 under the name of José Luis Hernández, as he was known until the start of the 2019 season. He made his MLB debut in 2019.

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